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    April 07

    Be On The Lookout For---

    I am making a new msn space. I will post the link here when Itis done. So be looking out for that. I will also post my yahoo 360 link so u all can see that too. sorry havent updated in awhile. holla @ cha girl later. One,
     
    Katauna<3
    February 01

    Rambling/Bored/Happy Bday Sam.

    Hey all.. What's up?  Chillin here.. Went to be early.. Now it is 5:45 in the dame morning. Yeah early for me I know.. Thought D would call last night.. But didnt.. Oh well.

    My sister finally got to work.. She has orientation all this week.  She just left like a little after 5.. They had to be on the line by 6:12am.  To dame early.. She suppose to get me an application for the one plant tomorrow.. So then there is one I can fill out.  She dont like the department she is in.. But @ least it is a job--That is exactly what she said too. LOL.  Next week she gets paid.. YEAH.. LMFAO..

    Anywho.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM.. Hope you have a good one.. Letter suppose to be sent out today.

    Everyone please pray for my sisters fiance's mom, Betty.. She has breast cancer.. Plz & Ty.

    What else do I got to say this lovely morning.. LOL.

    Been having a real hard time emotionally.. Im like stuck in between shit.. It sucks.  It's hard.  I know some of you know where im coming from.  Been trying to situate(sp) it.. But no luck yet.  Maybe it will clear itself out.. Or just disappear. But that wont happen. Unless I make it.. & Not sure I wanna make it yet.. Feel me?

    Well I think I have done enough rambling for now.. Ty for reading if ya did.. If not oh well.. Who cares. LOL..

    Big hugs to you all.. Stay safe till next time.

    Katauna aka Ms. T

    P.S.

    Hope you are feeling better Chris..I Love ya boo.. Big hugs and kisses..

    Rambling/Bored/Happy Bday Sam.

    Hey all.. What's up?  Chillin here.. Went to be early.. Now it is 5:45 in the dame morning. Yeah early for me I know.. Thought D would call last night.. But didnt.. Oh well.

    My sister finally got to work.. She has orientation all this week.  She just left like a little after 5.. They had to be on the line by 6:12am.  To dame early.. She suppose to get me an application for the one plant tomorrow.. So then there is one I can fill out.  She dont like the department she is in.. But @ least it is a job--That is exactly what she said too. LOL.  Next week she gets paid.. YEAH.. LMFAO..

    Anywho.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM..

    Hope you have a good one.. Letter suppose to be sent out today.

    Everyone please pray for my sisters fiance's mom, Betty.. She has breast cancer.. Plz & Ty.

    What else do I got to say this lovely morning.. LOL.

    Been having a real hard time emotionally.. Im like stuck in between shit.. It sucks.  It's hard.  I know some of you know where im coming from.  Been trying to situate(sp) it.. But no luck yet.  Maybe it will clear itself out.. Or just disappear. But that wont happen. Unless I make it.. & Not sure I wanna make it yet.. Feel me?

    Well I think I have done enough rambling for now.. Ty for reading if ya did.. If not oh well.. Who cares. LOL..

    Big hugs to you all.. Stay safe till next time.

    Katauna aka Ms. T

    P.S.

    Hope you are feeling better Chris..I Love ya boo.. Big hugs and kisses baby.

    Answer 2--If A Girl Gets An Abortion--Should The Parents Be Aloud To Know?

    I personally dont agree with abortion.. Just dont.. LOL.

    But I think that if the young girl gets pregnant and goes to get an abortion--that the parents should be notified.. If the kid likes it or not.. The parent has a right to know in my opinion.. Once they are 18 then they dont have the right unless the child wants to tell them.

    The stds thing--I think that if the kids have hiv or aids, then yes.  The parents have a right to know.. I am iffy on the others.. I think if the kids go to the docotrs like they should be then no.. But if the kids have them and just go to the doc to find out if they do, then dont go back for treatment.. Then the parents should know.

    Kids these days shouldnt be having sex till they understand the concequenses(sp--I know i really fucked it up.. LOL).  But they do.. I wuz one of um.. But hey.. I understood what could and can happen.

    Big ups to you all.. Love ya,

    Katauna

    January 25

    Q for you all?

    Ok everyone. I got a q for you all.

    If a young women and young man(both under 18), have sex and the girl gets pregnant, do you think the parents have a right to know if she has an abortion?

    And young kids get stds, should the parents have the right to know?

    Big Hugs to you all..

    I will post my answer to this later.. One,

    Katauna.
    January 19

    Good News

    Hey everyone.. How are you all?  Hope good. I am doing aight for now.. What new with you all?  Just chillin here.. Bored up @ 5:30am in the dame morning.

    We got the money for some of our bills so we are good.. Our rent is paid.. N they said we had to have the late charges by the end of the month.. Well we got them.. They gonna get paid today.. LOL.. So FUCK HOUSING.  Is exactly how I feel.

    I heard from Micheal the other night. The only thing he told me is he got in an car accident. And broke both legs and a arm. Then left. So shit I dont know.  But Glad he is ok if it is true.

    Hmmm What else do I got to say? 

    Stacey, Butta, & Jenni--Ty for being my girls.. Much appreciated. Big Hugs to all three of you. I love you all.

    Nothing else to say yet..

    Yes there is.. LOL..--

    Chris miss ya baby.. Big Hugs. Love ya boo.

    Now Im done..

    Hugs and kisses and im out.

    Ms. T aka Katauna.

     

    January 14

    ~*~Broken Blue Eyes~*~

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    Broken Blue Eyes

    -Tears use to stream down my face.

    -Burning my skin.

    -Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I think I can see the mark.

    -You stopped lovin me long ago.

    -But I couldn’t stop myself from loving you that soon.

    -So many nights I lay awake thinking bout your arms around me.

    -Tears rolling down my cheek.

    -Took time to realize that you aint worth my time

    -Or my tears.

    -You shall get no more tears from me.

    -I shall cry no more tears from these broken blue eyes.

    December 24

    Q's If You Wanna Play Along.. LMFAO.

     

    1. Who are you?

    2. Are we friends?

     3. When and how did we meet?

     4. Do you have a crush on me?

    5. Would you kiss me?

     6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?

     7. Describe me in one word?

     8. What was your first impression?

     9. Do you still think that way about me now?

    10. What reminds you of me?

     11. If you could give me anything what would it be?

    12. How well do you know me?

     13. When's the last time you saw me?

    14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

     15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

    ~*`Grandma In Court~*~

       

     

    GrandMa In Court!

     WE NEED MORE GRANDMOTHERS IN COURT!!!

     Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand ... a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

    She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr.Wiilliams. I've know you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

    The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

     She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

     The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in very quiet voice, said:

     "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."

     

     

     

    December 08

    Quotes I Like ~1~

    Just sharing a few quotes that I like with you all..

    1. Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possiblity.     

    -Oprah Winfrey(sp)

     

    2. "And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
    -Kahlil Gibran

     

    3. Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart

     

    4. We are the perfect couple, we're just not in the perfect situation

     

    5. Tears in my eyes, you on my mind, love in my heart, oceans in-between ... I love you.

     

    Ok that it for today.. My pc is acting up.. Wont let me copy and paste no more.. LOL.. Hugs to you all.. One Love.

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    December 07

    Talking about Booty Call agreement..

     This is fucking hilarious.. Read it.. LMFAO.

    Quote

    Booty Call agreement..

    Its not my usual Content..But, I Just had to put this in..

    I found it while I was checkin out other spaces couldn't stop LMFAO.

     

    ENJOY!!

     

     

     

    The Booty Call Agreement

    This Booty Call Agreement
    (hereinafter referred to as the agreement)
    is entered into on the _______________ day of ___________ 2005,
    by _________________________, between __________________
    and ________________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER
    THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES.

    1. No sleeping over--- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the   morning.
    2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
    3. No calls before 9 PM-- we don't have **** to talk about.
    4. None of that "lovemaking" ****-- only mind blowing sex allowed.
    5. No emotional discussions -- Ex: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer to this is no, so don't ask.
    6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one time advance arrangement.
    7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.
    8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
    9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
    10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.
    11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
    12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
    13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
    14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
    15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
    16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard responce will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
    17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
    18. Reason for doggie style -- the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just **** you.
    19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.
    20. The most important one -- Carry your ass home. Don't call me, I'll call you!

     

     

     



    *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** the aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

    Participating partner:

    Signature: ____________________________________

    Date: ____________________________________

    !*!Quote I Love!*!

    Quote I Like

    And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation!

     

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    ^^^I made that.. Pretty good huh?  LOL.

    December 06

    Terrible End

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    Yes that is my house.. My front porch.. Here is the clipping out the newspaper.
     

    A local man is in serious condition after reportedly setting himself on fire Tuesday afternoon.

    According to a press release from the Keyser City Police Department, the man, who has been identified as 42-year-old Ronald Ray Mcintosh, formerly of Kentucky, reportedly doused himself and the porch of a home on Ward Avenue with flammable liquid and then set fire to himself.

    Keyser police initially responded to a report that Mcintosh was pouring gasoline around the residence. By the time an officer arrived, Mcintosh had already set fire to himself, the porch, and the steps to the home.

    Witnesses informed police that Mcintosh had a previous relationship with a resident of the Ward Avenue home, and appeared to be there without consent of the resident.

    Mcintosh was transported to Potomac Valley Hospital to be treated for his injuries, but due to the severity and extent of the burns, he was later transported to West Penn Burn Center in Pittsburgh.

    This wuz under the pic
    Police and rescue crews responded to this home on Ward Avenue in Keyser on Tuesday afternoon after reports of a man who was pouring gasoline around the residence. When authorities arrived, the 42-year-old had set himself on fire and is currently being treated at West Penn Burn Center in Pittsburgh. Tribune photo/Christy Jamison

     

    Yes everyone.. This happened last tuesday.  He passed away Wensday Morning @ 9:26am.  I just cant see how he would do something like that to himself.. Because he wuz burnt bad when he wuz younger.. Our house still smells like kerosene or wutever he used.. It is so strong @ times that it gives us all headaches.. etc.. I am surprised that we are all not sick.. & u know we were the talk of the whole hill.. People cant leave nothing along can they?  I got a answer for that one.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  If you all want more on what happened let me know. K?

    I prayed to god that he went in peace.. & I know that he is in a better place..

    That is why I have not blogged in a while.. Hugs to you all that have been here for me.. & Hugs to the rest of you Just cuz I can.. LOL.. Love ya's

     

     

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    November 22

    ~*!*~Update After Forever~*!*~

       
     

    HEY WORLD.. WUT UP.. How you all been? Long time no see huh? Well for me newyz.. I usally blogged every other day.. Dont know why I havent.. Just been busy with other shit. Thanks to everyone for stopping by my space while I wuz gone from here..

    Much love to you all.

     Still aint talked to Micheal.. All I got to say is oh well. I can move on.. Maybe I already did.. We may never know.. LMFAO. Those of you that know me.. Know the answer to that one.

    Well my phone might be getting shut off so that means my DSL goes too.. Well not my dsl.. LOL.. JK.. I am being a pervert over here.. So dont mind me.. LMFAO. But if It does you all will know why I havent blogged this time.. I hope it dont.. Cuz if It do Imma cry. I need my phone so I can talk to D and everyone else..

    I'm @ a lose for words tonight.. Oh yeah.. I am getting better @ using PSP7 & Animation Shop.. I can now put glitter frames and glitter words on pics and other things.. So I am proud of Myself on that one.. U all should be too.. DAME YOU.. LOL.. JK.

     Got this awesome table off of Burberry187.. She is great.. I need to find the code for my Ludacris table. It is on the other desktop.. Imma have to get it.. I aint used that forever.. DUH ME, THAT WHY SHE MADE IT.. LMFAO..

     Imma go for now.. Before I say some things I might regret.. LOL.. Love you all.. Talk to you soon.. I will be sure to update you all on the phone thing etc.. Holla..

    (((HUGS)))

     Katauna

         
    November 06

    Midnight Affair

    Midnight Affair
    *Moon Glistening, Air cool.
    *Your breath upon my neck.
    *Hoping no one sees.
    *Whisper in your ear
    *"We have to go!"
    *Just one more minute is all we want.
    *But you and me have to go our seperate ways.
    *And return to reality.
    *Last time we will ever touch the way we touch.
    *Trying to hold onto you forever.
    *A tear running down my cheek.
    *I look in your eyes and see the hurt of you losing me.
    *Almost found out, that is why we have to end this..
    *This midnight affair.
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    November 05

    ~Unititled~

    Untitiled

    -Love is pain.
    -But then again pain is love.
    -Without pain there is no love.
    -Even though our love is rocky @ times, we always make up.
    -If I'm mad @ you, all you have to do is smile @ me, and the pain goes away for that moment in time.
    -Your a blessing in my life.
    -& I know you feel the same about me.
    -& if I would ever, 4 some dumb reason, forget that,
    -You would be right thee to assure me of your love for me.
    -Never leaving me lonely.
    -Even if your not here with me in body, you are here with me in mind.
    -Seems I can feel your touch over all the miles between us.
    -The distance seems 2 of make us closer then close.
    -You tell me everything, and I tell you everything.
    -No secrets in our lives together.
    -Dont wanna make it seem like our love is all candy & ice cream
    -Cause they have been & will be potholes in the road.
    -You do things to piss me off.
    -But I do alot to piss you off too.
    -We understand each other so well that it is ALMOST scary @ times.
    -Finishing my sentences & U finishing my sentences.
    -Dont get me wrong, we are completely different.
    -But we are PERFECT for each other.
    -Your the love of my life & always will be.
    -Took awhile for me to admit it, but you knew all along.
    -Glad you stuck by me for all this time.
    -And for all the bullshit we been through.
    -More to come I'm sure.. LOL.
    -Long as I do you right, and you do me right.. We'll be together forever.
    -Always remember this when we are mad @ each other:
    -Love is pain, but then again pain is love.

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    October 29

    About me

    First Name?  Katauna Blacka
     
    Were you named after anyone? Yes--Just someone in a book my mom wuz writting.
     
    Do you like your name? Yeah
     
    What are your nicknames? Kat, Kit Kat, Tonya, Ton, Jackie Iverson, Lady K, Finkie Winkie, Boo Boo, Baby G
     
    What is your Age? 19
     
    What is your birth date? 9/19
     
    Where is your Birthplace?  Cumberland, Maryland
     
    Eye Color?  Blue
     
    Hair Color?  Brown 
     
    Height?  5 foot 4.7 inches
     
    Oldest or Youngest?  Youngest--The baby of the family
     
    Right Handed or Left Handed?  Right 
     
    Your Heritage?  All I know is I have Germain in me and Native American
     
    Religous?  No specific one
     
    Do you wish on stars?  Of course
     
    Do you believe in heaven and hell?  Yes
     
    When did you last cry?  Probably a few weeks ago because I am tired of all this bullshit
     
    Do you like your handwriting?  Sometimes
     
    What is your favorite meat?  Pork Sausage & Chicken
     
    Weakness?  Chocolate & Men
     
    Your Fears?  Losing my family and friends.
     
    What is your most embarrassing moment?  I really dont know.. Here is one---Finding out my ex fuck buddy had a gurl.. But shit that didnt stop me.
     
    If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?  Of course--cuz I'm like one of the greatest. LMFAO.
     
    Do you have a journal? Yes-Write in it sometimes. 
     
    Do you use sarcasm a lot?  All tha dame time 
    would you bungee jump?  Hell No
     
    Rocky? or Rambo? Rocky
     
    Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No
     
    What kind of automobile you drive? Two size 9 feet.. LMFAO.. NONE.
     
    Do you think that you are strong?  Hell Yeah
     
    What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate, & Penut Butter Sauce In the Choclate Ice Cream.. MMMM!!!
     
    Shoe Size? I wear a size 9-10.  But I can get into a 7.5 depending on how the shoe is made.
     
    Red or pink? Pink
     
    Black or white? White
     
    What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Dont Really Know
     
    Who do you miss most?  My Bill Bill & My Uncle Slim Jim. 
     
    Your Most Missed Memory?  Chillin with my baby gurl till early in the morning. 
     
    What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?  Pink betty boop pjs with red and blue in them.. and pink bedroom slippers
     
    Favorite place(s) to eat out?  Cece's Pizza, The Golden Coral, McDonalds..
     
    Favorite Fruit?  Pineapple, Bananas, & Peaches
     
    Last thing you ate? Brocolli
     
    If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Pink
     
    What is the weather like right now?  Fucking Freezing
     
    Last person you talked to on the phone?  Justin
     
    The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile, Nice Teeth, Lips, Eyes, Ass, & Ears. LOL..
     
    Favorite Food? I Love food.. I like tacos, pizza, lasanga(Momma's is the best), chicken, chocolate, mexican, etc.. I just love all kinds
     
    Your Perfect Pizza?  Cheese, pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, mushrooms, & onions
     
    Favorite Drink?  Pepsi & Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper 
     
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?  None 
     
    Favorite Sport?  Basketball
     
    McDonalds or Burger King?  McDonalds
     
    Do you wear contacts? Nope--But I want purple ones.
     
    Favorite Alki Drink?  None 
     
    Favorite place to let your hair down?  My own dame house.
     
    Last Movie You Watched?  Are We There Yet
     
    Favorite Day Of The Year?  September 19(My bday), and Christmas.
     
    Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?  Scary movies 
     
    Summer or winter?  Winter
     
    Day or night?  Night
     
    Hugs OR Kisses? Depends on who from.  Hugs from my friends.. & Kisses and hugs from my significant other.
     
    What Is Your Favorite Dessert?  Brownies and Cheesecake 
     
    What’s on your screensaver?  My cuzins daughters name, Halley Nikole Paige Blacka.
     
    What's On Your Mouse Pad?  Purple & black.. & @ the bottome there is a gel pad.
     
    What Did You Watch Last night on TV?  I love the 80's on VH1.
     
    Favorite Smells?  Warm vanilla sugar, Gardina(sp), A man--Long as he is smelling good.
     
    Perfume you wear?  Adidas for women, New Musk(has gardina in it), and Vanilla.
     
    Favorite Sounds?  The sound of Daniels voice(LOL) & the sound of a nice wet kiss.
     
    Rolling Stones or Beatles?  Rolling Stones
     
    Tupac or Biggie?  Tupac--he is the greatest ever & always will be.
     
    What's the furthest you've been from home?  Not very far.. Just went to the outskirts of NY..
     
    Do you have a special talent?  Ummm I dont know. LOL.
     
    Favorite animal?  Cats, Dolphins, Fish
     
    How much time in a normal day do you sit in front of the computer?  Depends on the day.
     
    Favorite Flower?  Pink Roses
     
    If you could go back in time, what would you change about your life?  Nothing 
     
     Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year?  Get a job
     
    Your Most Overused Phrase On  instant messenger?  Shit
     
     Thoughts First Waking Up?  Oh no not again.. LOL.
     
    Your Best Physical Feature?  My lips & hair.
     
    Your Bedtime?  Whenever 
     
    Pepsi or Coke?  Pepsi 
     
    Single or Group Dates?  Single
     
    Chocolate or Vanilla?  Chocolate
     
    Cappuccino or Coffee?  Cappuccino
     
    Do you Smoke?  No 
     
    Do you Swear?  All tha time
     
    Do you Sing?  To myself or on the phone with my baby gurl, or Daniel.. LOL.
     
    Do you Shower Daily?  Hell yeah. 
     
    Have you Been in Love?  Yes
     
    Do you want to go to College?  Yes-I wanna go back, for wut I dont know though.
     
    Do you want to get Married?  Maybe one day.
     
    Do you belive in yourself?  Sometimes 
     
    Do you get Motion Sickness?  No 
     
    Do you think you are Attractive?  Sometimes on my good days. 
     
    Are you a Health Freak?  No 
     
    Do you get along with your Parents?  My mom yes, my daddy most of the time. 
     
    Do you like Thunderstorms?  Love them 
     
    Do you play an Instrument?  No 
     
    Have you Drank Alcohol?  No 
     
    Have you Smoked?  Yes--But not for me. 
     
    Have you been on Drugs?  Just my prescribed medication. 
     
    In the past month have you gone on a Date?  Hell no. 
     
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall?  Nope I'm poor. 
     
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos?  No 
     
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi?  No
     
    In the past month have you been on Stage?  Hell naw.
     
    Have you been Dumped?  Kinda yea, kinda no. LOL.
     
    Have you gone Skinny Dipping?  Not yet. 
     
    Have you Stolen Anything?  No 
     
    Ever been Drunk?  No
     
    Ever been called a Tease?  yes 
     
    Ever been Beaten up?  No
     
    Ever Shoplifted?  No
     
    How do you want to Die?  Peacefully.
     
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up?  Dont know yet.
     
    What country would you most like to Visit?  Africa, Italy, Greece, Jamacia(sp).
     
    Number of CDs I own?  Over 300
     
    Number of Piercings I have?  Just my ears and my cartlidge up top my right ear.
     
    Number of Tattoos I have?  None yet--but some to come.
     
    In a Man My Favourite:
     
    Eye Color?  Deep brown 
     
    Favourite Hair Color?  Black or brown
     
    Short,Long or Blad Hair?  Short, But I love me some fros and cornrows.
     
    Height?  Gotta be taller then me.
     
    Weight?  I am prone to skinny men.. But I like a guy with muscles and kinda thick.
     
    Clothing Style?  I like a little bit of everything.. I like a guy to be kinda thugish.. But I like a man who can dress nice. With some nice jeans.. Nice button up or sweater.. Nice shoes, timbs, etc.. Some jewelry.. Nice earings.. And a nice hat.. Or just casual.. Bball shorts and a white tee.
     
     
     
    ~()()()~Lots of Love, Ur Gurl,~()()()~

     

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    October 27

    Marriage--Good Ones..LMFAO.

    Marriage - Part I
     
    Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
    "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you.  I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.  I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.  Those are my rules.  Any comments?"
    His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.  Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ........ whether you're here or not."
    (DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)
     
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    Marriage (Part II)
    Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!  The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:  "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "  "Yeah?" she replies.  "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:  "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"
     (HE ASKED FOR IT!)
     
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    Marriage (Part III)
    Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.  Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.  After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.  She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"  She says, "I was in bed."  "In bed this early, doing what?"  "Getting a second opinion!"
     (YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)
     
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    Marriage  (Part IV)
    A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.   He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.  One night, they go to a party.  The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.  He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'  His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
    (RIGHT ON, LADY!)
     
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    Marriage  (Part V)
    The Silent Treatment
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.  Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,  "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."  He left it where he knew she would find it.  The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.  The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.  Wake up."
    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.  God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
    SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.

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    October 25

    Chillin

    Hi all.. Wut it is?  NTMH.. Just chillin home alone.. Yeah I know. Home alone. My momma gone for the week @ my aunts house.. & Geo -n- D went over to Brittanys.. They should be coming back but hard to tell.. Hope they are safe though cuz it is raining outside and the roads are wet and slippery..
     
    I have been up since 6:30am this morning.. Not as bad as yesterday... Yesterday I wuz up since 3:30am.. But I went to bed early last night so I could rest and I did.  I went up to my room @ like 9:15pm.. Watched The Human Trafficking thing on Lifetime but fell asleep.. N I didnt move for like 5 hours. LOL.. & That is very unusual for me.. I am usually all over the bed.  I am tired right now.. Long as I dont fall asleep in the chair it is all good. LMFAO.. U know me..
     
    Talked to Michelle today for a few minutes but I got off the pc so it could cool cuz it wuz acting up.. & She said she would still be there when I came back.. But I took like an hour.. So you know she dont wanna waster her "PRECIOUS" time talking to me when she could be spending it with her man.. LMFAO.. After I got off of here I finished washing the clothes.. Then I made my dinner which was--Sausage patties(two of um) and fried eggs.. MMMMMMM, I know. LOL.. Yes I had breakfast for dinner again.. Wut can I say I love breakfast and especially sausage.
     
    I had a problem with the pharmacy today.. They wuz trying to tell me that I couldnt get my medicine filled till the 7th of Novemember.. So I called them, cuz they wouldnt give my medicne to Brittany.. N I got it all straightened out.. So hopefully Geo comes home with it.. But if not.. Oh well. I will have to walk down to the pharmacy and get it.. No big deal except the RAIN.. LMFAO..
     
    When I wuz making my dinner Christian called me.. N I told him I couldnt come down because I wuz making my dinner.. He said aight. I told him to call back sometime. He said aight, U know I will.  LOL.. WOW, I am surprised he called me back within two weeks.. LMFAO.. Hey you all should be proud of me, I didnt drop everything to go see his bitch ass. HMMM, he really aint it just sounded good. LOL.. But that is all Imma say on that topic.
     
    Dennys called for momma yesterday morning.. I told them that she would not be home until after sunday.. She said ok.. I hope they still give momma a job after she comes back.. Then @ least one of us would be working and making money and that would help out so much.. We need it.. I am gonna pray they do.. So pray for my momma getting a job ya'll.
     
    I wuz just reading my home gurl, Butta's, blog.. She makes alot of sense. She saying she tired of fake people and all the lies.. N shit gurl so am I.. I am so tired of people lieing to me. I been there done that.. Just bring ur shit correct and be real.. I mean come on.  WTF is wrong with ya'll.. N I am speaking to one in particular. I dont care if he reading this or not.. Thug--U fucked.. That is all I am saying on that one..
     
    I am bout to watch Nip/Tuck.. So I will holla @ you all tomorrow.. Maybe. LOL.. Naw I'm playing I will..
     
    Stay real, Keep ya head up, and think of me. LMFAO.. JK..
     
    I'm Out..
     
    One,
     
     

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    ^^^^Like My New Siggie?  Aint it hot?  Well I Think So.. LMFAO..

     

    P.S

    Remember to Make Tonight Beautiful

    ℓιттℓє נσнииу ѕтяιкєѕ αgαιи

    ~()~Little Johnny Strikes Again~()~

     

    During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:

     

     "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

     

    "Just a minute, I have to go pee." "That would be rude and impolite! ! ! What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

     

     "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

     

     "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

     

    "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

     

    The teacher fainted!!!!

     

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